Tag: humor
group name: watercoolerchat
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November 20, 2007 09:00 AM EST --
It's been an action packed morning. I sure hope the events of this morning are not going to become a tradition.
I drag myself out of bed at 7am. Groggy and half asleep, I manage to remember . . . more
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December 07, 2007 10:40 AM EST --
So...I'm thinking. I've never been a big one for the holidays. I can remember loving Christmas and all that came with it when I was a kid, but then something switched. It's probably because . . . more
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May 24, 2008 02:42 PM EDT --
© David Wainland 2008
I was on the couch, letting my thumb do the work, the TV skipping further into the realm of lost channels.
My white-haired, scruffy husband, David, . . . more
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November 20, 2007 09:29 PM EST --
The office happenings Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday, until I find out why no work is getting done".
Quote from the Boss... "I . . . more
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June 11, 2008 09:55 AM EDT --
United-Northwest-Frontier Air Clarifies Its New Pricing Policies
We here at United-Northwest-Frontier Air know that you have a choice when you travel by air. Not much of a choice—pretty . . . more
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November 05, 2007 09:41 PM EST --
Confessions of a People Watcher @ the Train Station:
Here’s a list of all the happenings and people I saw at North Station today. I figured it was amusing, so I’d share it. . . . more
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January 31, 2008 10:32 PM EST --
This is one of the funniest YouTube videos I have ever seen! It is not what you think it is going to be the first few seconds. There is nothing dirty about it but our minds make . . . more
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May 27, 2008 02:00 PM EDT --
© 2008 David Wainland
A parable
If his name is Ken,
Does he practice Zen?
And just when,
Will he speak again?
If he lives on Mt. Everest,
He's got to . . . more
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November 18, 2007 11:27 PM EST --
Part two Confessions of my people watching: Aboard the Amtrak train from Boston to New Jersey .
There are many people around, and many people coming and going. The train is more . . . more
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April 13, 2008 08:54 AM EDT --
Last Saturday myself,my husband,my three children,my brother and sister in laws,their little girl,my parents in law all when to the Riverbanks Zoo in Columbia SC.Everyone had the greatest time,even though . . . more
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December 17, 2007 10:27 AM EST --
It's that time of year again. Time to renew, refresh, recommit, re-everything we can come the turn of the new year.
It's odd how most of us see the new year as a time to start over. And while . . . more
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April 12, 2008 08:15 PM EDT --
This is a poem written or published by English poet Elizabeth Moody (nee Greenly) in 1798.
For vacant hours of man's destructive leisure
Were sports invented of the barbarous kind;
But tempt . . . more
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March 09, 2008 07:10 PM EDT --
One day I was happy for all my gain
Next day burdens fell like rain
Estranged loved ones thought it would be smart
to heal old wounds and be nice as a start
Loved ones I didn't even know . . . more
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March 15, 2008 09:32 AM EDT --
The Pastor's Wife
Gladys was the preacher's wife and accompanied her husband each Sunday to church. One particular Sunday when the sermon seemed to go on forever, many in the congregation . . . more
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June 04, 2008 02:22 PM EDT --
Preface: This is a piece I found in my archives from 2005. After it was rejected by The Onion, I kind of forgot about it. It's a little dated, but if you can turn your mind back to the "Whoa, . . . more
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July 31, 2008 10:12 AM EDT --
With gas prices reaching a crisis, the Crankee Yankee (evil twin of the Frugal Yankee), has compiled a list of ways to save more gas than ever before. You probably heard of hypermiling. There are web sites . . . more
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December 06, 2007 04:52 PM EST --
These pithy observations came in on the e-mail today.....
GREAT TRUTHS THAT LITTLE CHILDREN HAVE LEARNED:
1) No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats.
2) When your Mom is mad . . . more
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January 31, 2008 05:15 PM EST --
A Baptist couple decide that they want to get a dog. As they are walking down the street in town, they notice that a sign in the pet shop is advertising "Christian Puppies." Their interest . . . more
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February 11, 2008 11:01 AM EST --
A poor man walking in the forest feels close enough to God toask, "God, what is a million years to you?"
God replies, "My son, a million years to you is like asecond to . . . more
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February 20, 2008 12:20 PM EST --
I found a very funny article called questions that haunt me here:
http://www.gather.com/viewArticle.jsp?articleId=281474977263127&nav=MyGather
I have been down in the dumps lately with . . . more
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